September 2009
85 posts
“If we were two legos, even the Harvard University graduating class of 2010...”
– MC
“I am usually fine with gender confused people. But this one looked like a fusion...”
– Me
“I’m Superman, you’re Krytonite”
– Insignificant someone (but you go gerl! Farhan, though you kinda screwed up this time, but we know you’re gonna prove them wrong next week, everyone’s behind you!)
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
– Patrick Starr
I dont call them Birthdays, I call them...
I had quite an enjoyable evening. Dinner was at a mexico diner in town. It was quite sad that Jelina and Dayana couldnt be here with me): but they owe me THIS much. Haha shout out to Nabila, thanks I’d be looking out for it lolol.
And finally the Ultimate Marvel Alliance 2 is in my grasp,
.. and I’m playing Deadpool, Wolverine, Songbird(lol) and Mr. Fantastic. The shitty part of...
“I was like, why are you so obsessed with you?”
– I know its an MC’s number and I have posted it 1 too many times, but its SO relatable to SO many situations.
Me: *goes into Shaun's car* Are your windows 100% tainted?
Melody: Its 80% you fool, if not the car will be completely dark and impossible to look out!
Me: LOL
Melody: Never mind there are stupid people around.
PREACH MELODY!
3rd day @ work
Girl: Hi, can I get black pants?
*goes to one corner*
Me: I dont think we have black pants(being very idiotic cause I was quite lazy to find them)
Girl: What if a girl wants to have sex with you ah?
Me: Huh??
Girl: No lah, I scared, I scared. Many guys ask me, they very handsome like from TV.
Me: Oh.. the pants you wanted we dont have uh sorry.
Girl: I scared, I scared, you speak chinese?
Me = lol: Uh yea what else you need?
Girl: What is your name?
Me: Errr, Alestair.
Girl: I scared..
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dimesandiamonds:
My life is sad because I feel like I’m living under your almost ridiculous expectations of me.
To keep it short, living under your spotlight.
Jelina says the truest things. WORK IT GIRL
“why are you so obsessed with me?”
I will miss you, cant wait for you to be back, and...
Take care Dayana. I just saw your tumblr, good to hear that you’ve safely reached the land of ladyboys, cheeep cheeep and tuktuks. For these 3 months, you MUST not mention a word about tengnengnengs cause the tnns there are 10x stronger than those in SG. lol ok cya in 3 months time.
P.S - Me = v regretz not being able to see you off):
“Keepin’ me there, under your thumb
Cause you were scared that I’d...”
– Mariah Carey
